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      王八的話多

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      有一年,韓老大到刁碎嘴家扛活。

      他見這個財主專門在吃飯時叨咕長工們,使長工們飯都吃不消停,就想找個機會捉弄捉弄他。

      一天,吃晌午飯,刁碎嘴又到長工屋里叨咕個沒完沒了。

      韓老大越聽越生氣,趁刁碎嘴點煙的工夫,他講了一個故事:從前,有個人,朋友請他吃了一頓飯。他就想回請這個朋友。

      恰好有一天,他釣了一只王八。他向妻子要錢,打算到集市上買點菜。

      妻子說:“有啥算啥唄,何必破費?”

      他說:“那咱們也不能用王八肉請朋友哇!傳揚出去,我的臉面也不好看呀!”

      妻子說:“唉,你不會別說這是王八肉!就說是'話肉’!”

      第二天,他把朋友請來,妻子端上一碗王八肉,朋友吃了一塊覺得味道不錯,問:“這肉好鮮美,是啥肉?”

      他說:“這是話肉。”

      朋友又挾了一塊,一邊品味一邊贊揚:“這肉真好吃!”說完,又挾了一塊放進嘴里。

      不一會兒,就把一碗王八肉吃了個精光。

      妻子又端來一碗,一轉眼又吃光了。

      主人叫妻子再盛一碗話肉來,妻子急了,用手一比劃,說:“就這么一個大王八,那兒有那么多話?”

      聽到這兒,長工們都捧腹大笑起來。

      刁碎嘴先是一愣,眨著眼,半天才琢磨過味兒來:噢,鬧了半天,韓老大是在貶斥我??!

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