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      這天,又有人告狀,陳喜升堂。告狀者叫張三,說他家的豬被同村王二偷走了。原來,張三和王二各養了一頭豬,這兩頭豬是一窩抓的,長得幾乎一樣。前天,張三家的豬丟了,他到處找,看到王二家的豬,便說這豬是他家的,王二當然不承認。張三就對陳喜說:“大老爺,只要把豬餓兩天再放出來,讓我媳婦和王二媳婦站在兩邊,看豬去找誰。我媳婦天天喂豬,豬肯定去找我媳婦。”

      陳喜覺得挺有道理,決定按張三說的做。

      第三天,陳喜來到王二家斷案,豬兩天沒吃東西,已經快餓瘋了。這時,張三和他媳婦來了,陳喜一看到張三媳婦就呆了:這女人太漂亮了!

      這時,豬跑出圈,徑直向張三媳婦跑去。陳喜明白了,這豬是張三家的,定是王二先把自家的豬賣了,又偷了張三的豬,不過此時他已無心判案,滿腦子都想著張三媳婦。

      突然,陳喜想起神仙給自己施的法術——若違心斷案,就會和受害者互換身份。這法術本是為了懲罰自己,如今卻讓自己有了機會——豬去找張三媳婦,說明豬是張三家的,如果違心斷案,自己就會變成受害人張三,那張三的漂亮媳婦不就是自己媳婦了嗎?自己已在一個秘密地方藏了不少銀子,到時拿著銀子和張三媳婦遠走高飛,豈不比神仙還快活?縣令嘛,不干了,以后不能昧著良心斷案,也撈不著銀子,這官做著也沒意思。

      陳喜打定主意,開始斷案:“豬是畜生,怎會識人?它去找張三媳婦,純屬巧合。這樣吧,把豬殺了,張三和王二一家一半。”王二一聽,連喊“大老爺英明”,張三卻氣得要死。

      陳喜斷案完畢,心里祈禱,希望神仙的法術應驗,自己好變成張三。不料話音剛落,卻發現自己趴在了地上,他一看大驚,原來自己變成了那頭豬!陳喜腦袋里一片空白,慢慢地,他明白了——這個案件中,豬才是最大的受害者,人家活得好好的,卻被自己判了死刑,殺了還要分尸,唉,沒想到豬也算當事者??!

      就在這時,王二跑來逮陳喜,陳喜趕緊撒腿就跑。王二拿起棒子照著豬腿就是狠狠一下,招呼人道:“把豬綁了。”幾個大漢把陳喜綁了,陳喜嗷嗷叫著,想說“我不是豬,是縣令”,卻說不出話來。那邊,王二拿起殺豬刀,走了過來……

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