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      程都對吃喝沒什么追求,對穿著卻很講究,可謂一身名牌??伤掀派蜓缶痛蟛幌嗤?,在旅游上大手大腳,卻舍不得買件好點的衣服,盡在網上買些“兩位數”的地攤貨。因此,程都一直想改變沈洋的消費觀念。

      這天,程都陪沈洋逛街,路過一家百貨商場時,突然靈機一動,說:“老婆,我們去商場逛逛吧!”沈洋說:“又不買東西,有什么好逛的?”程都狡黠一笑:“我知道你舍不得買貴的衣服,但試穿一下名牌服飾,過過眼癮總可以吧?”說著,他不管沈洋同不同意,拉著她的手就往商場走去。

      到了一家名牌女裝店,沈洋試穿了幾件后,有一件十分滿意,但她一看價簽,就趕緊放下衣服轉身走了,程都叫都叫不回來。

      第二天,程都一進家門,就說給沈洋一個驚喜,然后像變戲法似的拿出了昨天試穿過的那件衣服。沈洋一看,罵道:“你這個敗家子,1799元啊,誰讓你給我買這么好的衣服啦?”程都自責道:“老婆,結婚這么多年,我從未給你買過一件像樣的衣服,說來慚愧呀……”沈洋聽了,嘴上不饒人,心里卻很高興。

      過了一段時間,程都又自作主張,給沈洋買了一件一千多元的衣服。沈洋正要發火,程都嘿嘿一笑:“老婆,上次給你買的那件要1799元呢,這件可便宜多了。”沈洋想想也對,頓時緩和了語氣。漸漸地,沈洋提高了穿著的檔次。因為她一想到曾經買過1799元的衣服,再買幾百元的衣服就不覺得貴了。

      為此,程都很是得意。為了彰顯自己的能力,他還忍不住在兒子面前吹噓。兒子聽了,若有所悟,豎起大拇指贊道:“爸爸,你太厲害啦,你就是我的榜樣!”

      轉眼幾個月過去了。這天晚上,兒子回來后,程都問他考試考得怎么樣。兒子說:“當然考得不錯咯,65分呢!”“什么?”程都簡直氣壞了,“65分就算不錯啦?”

      “那當然!我35分都考過,難道65分還不算好?”兒子理直氣壯地回答。

      “你……”程都正要抬手打兒子的屁股。

      不料兒子委屈地說:“爸,這就好比你給媽媽買衣服,買過上千元的衣服后,幾百元的衣服就感覺很便宜了……”

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