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      天生偵探

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      聊到婚外情,大家總愛說:

      “哪個貓兒不偷腥?男人就像貓一樣,只是比貓高一點兒。唉,天下烏鴉一般黑。”

      “在單身酒吧里的男人有一個共同的特點,那就是他們都是已婚的。”

      “男人覺得辦公室的戀情很難拒絕,可以一邊賺錢,一邊談戀愛,反正用的都是公司的時間。”

      有一位女士說,她已經厭煩了花心丈夫老纏在三角關系中,不能自拔。結婚數年,先生一直都在談戀愛,只是太太不知道“她”是誰。有一次,她心情很不好,對著家里年輕的女傭說:“我懷疑先生和女秘書有染。”“不會吧,”女傭回答,“你是不是故意說了讓我嫉妒的?”

      每個女人發現先生出軌的線索都不同。襯衫領口的唇印,來路不明的女人頭發,晚歸卻沒有好借口,午餐一吃三小時,信用卡上買的東西都沒帶回家等等,都是可疑的線索。還有太太接起就被掛的怪電話,先生電話里的聲音出奇的溫柔,說些“我好想你,我想握握你的手……”之類的話,還辯稱說是和他媽媽聊天。

      我有一朋友,她說小時候放學回家都在當偵探,在紙屑簍里翻,就知道自已上學時,媽媽給在家的妹妹什么好東西吃,自己也可以據理力爭,爭回點兒好處。媽媽不在家時,她可以從她是穿了拖鞋還是皮鞋外出,來研究她走多遠,會不會回來做飯。憑著從小訓練出來的偵探才華,她認為每件事都有線索可尋。

      “這個電話一直響了23聲沒有人接,那他一定在家。”

      不知道這是什么邏輯,怪不得有人感嘆說,男人花了幾千年發展出來的一套邏輯觀念,女人能在幾分鐘之內破壞無遺,但氣人的是,常常是她對。

      “他看到我那么高興,那么殷勤,一定是另外有別的女人。”

      “他忘了系領帶,一定是……”

      似乎每件小事都逃不過她的慧眼,雖然沒有學過科學辯證法,卻又料事如神。不需指紋分析、化學實驗、測謊儀,卻能用手邊的工具來做偵測的器材,借助一本電話簿、煙蒂、手帕,她都能找到證據來證明她的想法。

      后來她結了婚,由蛛絲馬跡中發現先生有外遇,很奇怪這次她沒自己去査案,倒是找了私家偵探:“我請你們日夜跟著我先生和那女人,最重要的是找出那女人看上我先生哪一點,因為我看不出來。”

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