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        就業難,費平大學畢業后投了上百份求職材料都沒成功。但是瞎貓也能碰上死耗子,他終于通過了一家叫美而麗的環保公司的面試,人力資源部主任讓他去面見公司老總,如果公司老總點了頭,這事就算定了?!   ≠M平忐忑不安地敲開了公司老總的門,發現端坐在靠背椅上的老總似曾相識,好像是初中班主任,不可能呀,但是長得也太像了,也許是老師的弟弟?正當費平琢磨不定的時候,老總發話了:“費平,難道連老師都不認識了?”    “您是魏老師?”    “沒錯!”    費平驚奇地說:“怎么是您呢?真是出乎我的意料。我也不用裝象了,您對我是了解到骨頭里了,這年頭找工作不容易,全仗老師提攜了。”    魏總笑著說:“我已經看過你的簡歷,你小子有出息,幾年不見成了重點大學材料再生專業碩士了。”    費平激動地說:“那也是在您的鞭策下,‘忿’起直追的結果。”    魏總謙虛地說:“我現在不過就是一個破爛王。我們公司的主營業務就是回收舊家電、報廢汽車等廢棄資源,拆解后提取稀有金屬和再生材料,利用循環技術生產環保新產品?,F在環境保護已經受到全球的重視,對垃圾進行無害化處理,減少廢舊物對環境的危害,節約資源,還地球一個碧水藍天,我們這一行可是大有作為呀!歡迎你加入我們公司,你被錄用了。”    費平心頭上的一塊石頭算是落了地,于是他又恢復了能侃善談的本色,他問:“魏總,能告訴我您是怎樣從一個誨人不倦的教師搖身一變成了公司老總的嗎?”    魏總笑了:“小孩沒娘說來話長呀。大約是在你們初中畢業那年的暑期吧,不知因為啥,總是有人馱著一堆破爛往我家送。一來二去就引起了我的關注,我一考察,感情收破爛還真是一個既賺錢,又利國利民的好買賣。正好我父親家在郊區有個小院子,我就開了一家廢品收購站。我是教物理的,這下我的物理知識派上了用場,因為我知道怎么給廢品分類、提純、分解,一來二去就干大發了,干脆辭了公職,辦了幾家廢品再生公司。”    費平聽了魏總的話,不住地撓頭。想當年因為考試沒答好,魏老師當眾斥責他:“‘廢品’,我看你就是個撿破爛的材料!”費平受了刺激,想出了一個報復魏老師的損招,他印了幾十份小廣告,上面寫著魏老師的大名和家庭地址,下面寫著:“收廢品,價格合理,不宰秤。”他趁著夜色把小廣告貼在大街小巷的電線桿子上?,F在費平在心里盤算如果把真相說出來,魏總是會感謝我呢,還是會趕我走呢?

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