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      從前,有個住在山窩窩里的小伙子,叫二娃,二十出頭了還沒娶上媳婦,原因只有一個:這么大了,晚上睡覺還尿炕。那時,山里人不懂,不知道這是一種病。

      “尿炕大王”的名聲越傳越遠,爹娘急啊,求媒婆幫忙,媒婆好說歹說,總算說成了一門親事。成親那天,爹娘千叮萬囑一句話:二娃呀,今兒個可千萬不能尿炕了,等過了今晚,生米做成了熟飯,新娘子再嫌棄也沒轍了!

      新婚之夜,新人被送入洞房。二娃望著漂亮的新娘子,看著嶄新的熱炕頭,又喜又急:喜的是這么一個可人兒就是自己的老婆了;急的是今晚如果再尿炕咋辦?二娃想:反正今晚不能睡,一睡就得尿炕??衫哿艘惶?,不睡也撐不住呀!他想啊想,想出了一個辦法:把新娘灌醉!這樣,即使自己尿炕,也可以賴到她頭上,反正喝醉酒的人腦子一團糨糊。

      二娃說要喝酒,新娘子也就陪著喝。兩人一杯接一杯,新娘子很快就醉了。二娃心中有鬼,打起精神挺著,可最后還是挺不住,一會兒就鼾聲如雷了。

      都說怕什么就來什么,這二娃在夢里感覺尿急,沒地兒方便,竟稀里糊涂地往一口大缸里撒。那“嘩嘩”聲把他給嚇醒了,一股騷氣直往鼻子里鉆。二娃用手一摸,屁股下的新棉絮熱乎乎、濕漉漉的!

      二娃真真慶幸自己早有打算。瞧這娘們,醉得不省人事,只要自己挪一下身子,和她換一個位置,讓她躺到“事發現場”,等天一亮,她可是渾身長嘴也難以辯白了!

      二娃當機立斷,把睡得沉沉的新娘挪過來,不料他剛伸手過去托她屁股,不禁驚呆了:新娘屁股下的棉絮全是熱乎乎、濕漉漉的,媽呀,她也是個尿葫蘆呀!

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