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      刺激一下

        為了趕一個單子,公司上下這些天沒日沒夜地加班。

        老板對我們說:“看大家這么辛苦,晚上給你們搞點兒刺激的東西,讓你們興奮一下。”

        大家聽完像打了雞血一樣嗷嗷叫著投入工作。

      深夜,每人桌子上放著一包濃咖啡和一瓶老干媽。

      笑還是不笑

        小龐剛失業了,原因很簡單。

      今天,小龐被張總叫到辦公室:“小龐,你在手機電話本里喊我張大傻也就算了,還把這事兒寫到網站上。這網站點擊率特高?,F在連我家的孩子都拿你寫的《張大傻是誰》發過來,說要給我講個笑話。你說我是笑還是不笑?”

      我還沒打算辭職呢

        跟老板電話討論一個問題,越來越激烈。

        最后吵了起來,老板說:“你要是不愿意干,就掛電話。”

      然后,我手機就沒電了。我還沒打算辭職呢。

      萬一出事咋辦

        來公司實習半年了,我們一共三個實習生,另外兩人陸續離開。

        近日無所事事,和部門經理開玩笑:“我這邊沒啥任務了,咋還不辭退我?”

      經理回道:“可不行,沒個臨時工,萬一出事了咋辦。”

      開會傷不起啊

        領導開會,開了很長時間,眾人疲憊不堪。突然聽到領導說:“下面我講最后一點。”眾人都精神起來。

      然后,領導又輕輕說了一句:“這一點我分三小點來講。”眾人暈倒。

      競爭對手條件好

        我所在的公司A,在本市有個競爭對手B。

        許多同事都說B公司比我們好得多,于是有個同事辭職去了B公司。

      沒過多久,我們公司新來一女生,問之,答曰:“我以前是B公司的,大家都說A比B好,所以就來啦。”

      鼓掌

      今天開例會的時候不小心睡著了。醒來看見主管在拍手,我就跟著一起鼓掌。旁邊的同事告訴我,主管鼓掌是想讓大家安靜一下。

      老總最近變化很大

        同事甲:你發現沒有?老總最近變化很大。

        同事乙:我注意到了,原來是禿頭,現在戴假發。

        甲:還有座駕也換成寶馬(BMW)。

        乙:原來的車也不錯,真沒有必要換。

        甲:必須換。

        乙:為什么?

        甲:因為戴假發了。換成寶馬,意思就是告訴別人,別摸我。

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